A closer look

Sony actually makes a massive chunk of its operating profit not from selling video games, expensive televisions, or headphones, but from selling life insurance policies to Japanese citizens. While the entire Western world associates the brand exclusively with consumer electronics and entertainment media, their financial services division operates as a stealthy economic juggernaut in their home country. There were entire fiscal years where the electronics division bled billions of dollars in catastrophic losses, only for the company to be financially rescued by the boring, reliable premiums paid by middle-aged businessmen preparing for death. It proves that creating groundbreaking technological entertainment is ultimately a fool's errand compared to the deeply lucrative enterprise of betting on human mortality!