A closer look
Corporate life expectancy has drastically plummeted over the last century, with the average lifespan of a heavily capitalized company sitting on the prestigious S&P 500 index dropping from nearly one hundred years in the 1920s to a measly fifteen years today, definitively proving that modern corporate loyalty is a complete myth, business executives are terrifyingly bad at long-term strategic planning, and the aggressive, short-sighted pursuit of infinite quarterly growth almost guarantees that the megacorporation you are currently stressing over will probably be completely bankrupt and forgotten before you even manage to pay off your student loans
