Scooby-Doo is an incredibly cowardly Great Dane detective

For a breed specifically known for hunting wild boars, Scooby is paralyzingly terrified of absolutely everything. The fact that a group of teenagers consistently rely on a hyperventilating dog to solve complex real estate frauds is staggeringly irresponsible. He only agrees to participate in highly dangerous sting operations if properly bribed with heavily branded dog biscuits.