A closer look

Michel Lotito spent two entire years systematically eating a Cessna 150 airplane, piece by piece, proving that human digestion is vastly more terrifying than we ever imagined. The French entertainer suffered from a rare eating disorder called pica, combined with phenomenally thick stomach lining and highly corrosive digestive acids that allowed him to consume metal and glass without dying. He broke the aircraft down into bite-sized chunks, covered them in mineral oil to lubricate his throat, and washed them down with copious amounts of water. While the rest of us get agonizing heartburn from eating a slightly overly spicy taco, this absolute lunatic successfully passed an entire aircraft fuselage through his intestines. It remains the most unhinged and biologically impossible method of airplane disposal in aviation history!