A closer look

Federal law establishes strict no-fly zones directly over Walt Disney World and Disneyland, prohibiting any aircraft from flying below 3,000 feet within a three-mile radius of the parks. While these restrictions were allegedly put in place for security reasons following modern terror threats, they simultaneously serve as a remarkably convenient shield against aerial advertising competitors trying to fly banners over Cinderella's Castle. The corporation leveraged its massive lobbying power to secure airspace control typically reserved for the Pentagon, nuclear power plants, and the President of the United States. It is a sobering reminder that a giant cartoon mouse commands more federal legislative protection than your hometown's entire infrastructure. The happiest place on earth is officially a militarized zone, ensuring your overpriced churro experience remains untainted by the sight of a budget airline jet