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Capricorn people plan their eventual retirement at age eight

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Childhood is just an annoying stepping stone toward becoming a wealthy curmudgeon. They spend their formative years calculating compounding interest instead of playing with their peers.

Capricorn people plan their eventual retirement at age eight
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