Capricorn is represented by the sea-goat, an absolutely ridiculous mythical creature that perfectly mirrors their strange obsession with climbing corporate ladders while secretly drowning in emotional repression.

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Capricorn is represented by the sea-goat, an absolutely ridiculous mythical creature that perfectly mirrors their strange obsession with climbing corporate ladders while secretly drowning in emotional repression. They treat every interpersonal relationship like a networking opportunity or a business transaction, carefully calculating the return on investment before agreeing to attend your birthday party. Astrologers praise their discipline and ambition, but beneath that stoic exterior is just a deeply exhausted person who mistakenly believes that having a high credit score is a valid substitute for a personality. They are the only people who would actively enjoy a powerpoint presentation about tax law, proving that earth signs are truly built different and incredibly boring