A closer look
The 'Just Say No' icon said an enthusiastic 'Yes' to the occult. After the 1981 assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, Nancy became so traumatized she hired Joan Quigley to vet everyone the President met. The White House vehemently denied this until a disgraced former Chief of Staff wrote a tell-all book, exposing the hilarious reality that the conservative powerhouse of the 1980s was secretly running on California woo-woo energy.






