A closer look

It's the astrological equivalent of being born with a superpower. According to modern astrology lore, if you were born during a Mercury retrograde phase, you are magically shielded from all future retrogrades. While everyone else is crying over broken laptops and delayed flights, you allegedly thrive in the chaos. It’s a fantastic way to feel superior to your friends while ignoring the fact that your Wi-Fi is still going to crash anyway.