A closer look
Keratin proteins structurally weave together so tightly that a single strand of healthy human hair can support roughly three ounces of weight, meaning a full head of hair theoretically possesses the tensile strength to suspend two entire adult elephants without snapping; you possess a magnificent biological marvel composed of hyper-resilient molecular chains growing directly out of your scalp, yet you still complain relentlessly when a slight shift in ambient humidity causes these invincible protein strands to appear mildly frizzy, pouring hundreds of dollars of aggressive chemical straighteners onto your bulletproof head-threads just to force them into aesthetic compliance for a generic selfie
