A closer look
Statistical data from the World Wide Fund for Nature completely destroys the lore of the Bermuda Triangle by proving it is not even among the top ten most dangerous bodies of water for shipping. The region is simply one of the most heavily traveled shipping lanes in the entire world, meaning that the number of wrecks and disappearances is mathematically completely average when compared to the sheer volume of daily traffic. Decades of sensationalist books, awful sci-fi movies, and desperate travel bloggers have completely fabricated a supernatural menace involving aliens and underwater pyramids just to spice up the Caribbean. It is somewhat heartbreaking for conspiracy theorists booking cruises to realize that the most dangerous thing about sailing from Miami to Puerto Rico isn't a mysterious magnetic vortex, but rather the risk of contracting a horrific stomach virus at the all-you-can-eat midnight buffet!






