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Capricorn schedules their brief moments for crying

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Emotions are highly inefficient and rarely contribute to the bottom line. Governed by the strictest energy in the zodiac, this sign views vulnerability as a logistical hurdle to overcome. They will literally pencil in a five-minute breakdown at 3 PM so it does not interfere with their long-term career goals, completely intellectualizing their grief into actionable tasks.

Capricorn schedules their brief moments for crying
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