A closer look
Trying to save your spine with a padded foam square is treated with extreme suspicion at the entry gates. Security protocols dictate that any cushion featuring a zipper or hidden compartment is immediately confiscated. Organizers are absolutely terrified of attendees using the hollow space to smuggle in outside alcohol, thereby bypassing the incredibly lucrative concession monopolies inside. Your physical comfort is immediately denied if it threatens their captive market pricing.






