A closer look

Kings and queens lived in such constant fear of being poisoned that they enthusiastically ate garbage. A 'bezoar' was highly prized in mystical medicine as a universal antidote to any poison. In reality, it was just an indigestible mass of hair and fiber pulled from the intestines of a goat. Royalty would wear them as jewelry or drop them in their wine, proving that rich people have always been incredibly susceptible to gross wellness trends.