Neptune is a freezing, dark, and incredibly windy ice giant that astrologers have designated as the planet of dreams, illusions, psychic receptivity, and absolute delusional thinking.

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Neptune is a freezing, dark, and incredibly windy ice giant that astrologers have designated as the planet of dreams, illusions, psychic receptivity, and absolute delusional thinking. It moves so slowly that it spends fourteen years in a single sign, essentially soaking an entire generation in a specific flavor of escapism and collective fantasy before moving on. When Neptune heavily aspects your personal chart, you are supposedly prone to wearing rose-colored glasses, making it the perfect planetary excuse for staying in a toxic relationship because you thought you could fix them. We essentially took a planet that rains actual diamonds in its atmosphere and turned it into the patron saint of being highly gullible and emotionally confused. Whenever someone makes a staggeringly terrible life choice based entirely on a gut feeling that turned out to be completely wrong, Neptune is there to take the blame, comforting the hopelessly naive with its foggy, mystical vibes of delusion