A closer look
It’s always nice when a prophet gives you plenty of time to pack. Baba Vanga, a blind mystic adored by internet conspiracy theorists, supposedly predicted everything from modern terrorist attacks to the rise of specific presidents. But her ultimate mic drop was setting an exact expiration date for the entire universe: the year 5079. She didn’t bother detailing exactly how the cosmos would implode, but at least humanity has a solid three millennia left to stress out about it before the final, inescapable cosmic eviction notice arrives.
