A closer look

Half-man, half-horse, and completely incapable of handling their adult beverages. Greek myths regularly portray centaurs not as wise forest scholars, but as absolute chaotic frat boys. Whenever invited to a wedding or a banquet, they inevitably drank too much fermented grape juice, flipped the tables, and started massive brawls. They are the ultimate mythological proof that nobody should ever invite a horse to an open bar.