A closer look
You thought you were eating actual dairy while watching the event, didn't you? It turns out that neon-orange sludge legally fails to meet the strict definition of cheese. Regulators classify it merely as a 'cheese-flavored sauce' because it lacks the necessary milk fat content. So while you sit in the bleachers paying a premium for a plastic tray of chips, just remember you are dipping them into an emulsified chemical cocktail that the government refuses to validate as a real agricultural product.
