A closer look

Obstetricians exert considerably more gravitational pull on a newborn baby during delivery than any planet in the solar system, including massive giants like Jupiter or Saturn. The foundational premise of astrology relies on celestial bodies projecting some sort of physical or energetic influence over our biological development at the moment of birth. If we actually followed the physics of gravity or electromagnetic forces, your life path and romantic compatibility should be determined by the specific nurse who cut your umbilical cord or the hospital's MRI machine down the hall, rather than a gaseous orb floating hundreds of millions of miles across the vacuum of space