A closer look
Scientists have recently discovered microplastics circulating within the human bloodstream, meaning tiny fragments of polymer are currently taking a scenic lazy river tour through your veins alongside your red blood cells. it turns out that your desperate attempts to stay hydrated using those premium reusable water bottles have not saved you from becoming part plastic container on a cellular level. we spent decades worrying about complex genetic diseases or airborne pathogens, completely oblivious to the fact that our cardiovascular systems would eventually just be sponsored by the petroleum industry. on the bright side, you are now slowly mutating into a synthetic being, which means you might finally be durable enough to survive the upcoming climate apocalypse that caused this plastic pollution in the first place, assuming your arteries do not get clogged by a microscopic piece of a forgotten grocery bag first
