Heliocentric astrology puts the sun at the center of the birth chart completely ruining traditional geometric aspects

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Just when you comfortably memorized your Earth-centric birth chart, 'Heliocentric Astrology' crashes the party. This highly chaotic, fringe technique accurately places the sun firmly at the center of the chart, thoroughly aligning with literal scientific reality. However, doing this absolutely obliterates your sun sign, forcefully completely re-aligns your planetary aspects, and utterly destroys retrogrades. It mathematically forces astrologers to finally admit that the sun genuinely does not revolve around you.