A closer look

Attempting to scrub the dirt off your vehicle on the weekend is a spectacular breach of social order. Local ordinances fiercely protect the peace and quiet of the seventh day, forbidding the annoying hum of pressure washers and clanking of soap buckets. If you roll out the hose to polish your rims, you will face swift financial punishment for daring to be productive. Accept your filthy windows until Monday morning rolls around.