Every single standard grocery store banana is a genetically identical clone of a single plant, possessing absolutely zero genetic diversity because they are cultivated entirely…

Every single standard grocery store banana is a genetically identical clone of a single plant, possessing absolutely zero genetic diversity because they are cultivated entirely through cuttings rather than seeds, making this entire global supply of yellow fruit incredibly vulnerable to a single, rapidly spreading fungal disease that is currently threatening to wipe out the industry; humanity has built a multi-billion dollar agricultural empire based entirely on the fragile existence of one perfectly optimized mutant fruit, essentially putting all of our nutritional eggs in one extremely precarious basket, which is peak corporate hubris considering we confidently decided that copying and pasting the exact same sterile fruit billions of times was a flawless long-term business strategy despite watching a slow-motion agricultural apocalypse unfold in real-time!