A closer look

Sometimes a brisk walk in the volcano park changes everything. A French sports car journalist claimed he met an alien named Yahweh in 1973, who explained that all world religions were just misunderstandings of advanced genetic engineering by the 'Elohim'. Vorilhon renamed himself Rael and started a wildly well-funded UFO religion dedicated to free love, meditation, and eagerly trying to successfully clone human beings for immortality.