A closer look

God is far too busy and infinite to handle middle-management, which is where a promoted human named Enoch stepped in. According to the foundational Kabbalistic text, the Zohar (widely attributed to Moses de León), the biblical patriarch Enoch didn't die; he was beamed up to heaven and transformed into Metatron. This isn't your standard cherub. Metatron is the 'Lesser YHWH,' a towering entity composed of divine fire who acts as the celestial scribe and the mediator between the unknowable infinite (Ein Sof) and the physical universe. He is the ultimate administrative assistant, equipped with millions of blazing eyes.