A closer look
Honda actually designed and briefly manufactured a fully functional motorized scooter that folded perfectly into a standard piece of rectangular luggage during the early 1980s. The Honda Motocompo was created as a trunk bike to fit inside the company's subcompact cars, featuring folding handlebars, collapsing pegs, and a tiny 50cc two-stroke engine. Weighing in at roughly ninety-nine pounds, this absolute unit of a suitcase was technically portable, assuming you possessed the upper body strength of a professional bodybuilder and enjoyed herniating your spinal discs just to ride a glorified lawnmower from the parking lot to your office. Despite being a colossal commercial failure that was discontinued after just three years, the Motocompo has since become a legendary cult classic among retro-futurism nerds who genuinely believe carrying a heavy, gasoline-leaking box onto public transit is the pinnacle of human innovation!





