Reclining your airplane seat a mere two inches has become the ultimate catalyst for low-stakes modern warfare, turning perfectly normal adults into vindictive sociopaths trapped in a pressurized cabin.

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Reclining your airplane seat a mere two inches has become the ultimate catalyst for low-stakes modern warfare, turning perfectly normal adults into vindictive sociopaths trapped in a pressurized cabin. The airlines intentionally shrink the legroom every year to cram more human cargo into the fuselage, offloading the physical discomfort onto the passengers and forcing them to fight over a microscopic sliver of personal space. By pressing that little silver button, you are declaring outright hostility on the knees and laptop of the stranger behind you, who will inevitably retaliate by aggressively tapping your headrest for the next four hours. It is a brilliant corporate strategy that pits exhausted travelers against one another, entirely distracting us from the fact that we paid hundreds of dollars to sit in a thinly padded torture device