A closer look
When standard legal texts fail, why not just go to sleep and text the Almighty directly? In the twelfth century, Rabbi Jacob of Marvège utilized a practice known as 'Sheilat Chalom' or dream inquiry. Instead of arguing endlessly with other rabbis over complex Talmudic law, he would perform ritual purifications, chant specific permutations of divine names, and fall asleep expecting a definitive answer from angelic couriers. He compiled these nighttime revelations into a book called 'Responsa from Heaven', proving that divine copyright law allows you to bypass earthly courts if your lucid dreaming skills are sharp enough.
