Robert Pattinson spent the entirety of his time filming the Twilight saga openly mocking the movies in interviews, calling the plot completely nonsensical and dragging the…

Robert Pattinson spent the entirety of his time filming the Twilight saga openly mocking the movies in interviews, calling the plot completely nonsensical and dragging the author's writing style; he achieved peak levels of corporate sabotage by taking millions of dollars from a franchise while constantly telling the press how much he hated playing a glittery, brooding vampire, while fans were so blinded by his aggressively angular jawline that they completely ignored the fact that their favorite romantic idol thought they were all obsessing over absolute garbage, creating the perfect blueprint for the modern working class hero by demonstrating exactly how to secure the bag, do the bare minimum required, and loudly complain about your employer to anyone who will listen!