A closer look
Secondary progressions are an advanced astrological technique where your natal birth chart is mathematically moved forward by equating one day after your birth to exactly one year of your current life. This means if you are thirty years old right now, astrologers are closely looking at where the planets were exactly thirty days after you were born to predict your current mid-life crisis. It is a wildly convoluted math problem designed specifically to confuse you into paying an astrologer hundreds of dollars to tell you that you are sad, something you already knew because you just ate an entire tub of ice cream 📈
