A closer look
Inline skates dominated the nineteen-nineties as the absolute pinnacle of recreational mobility, turning entire beachfront boardwalks into sprawling neon-colored fashion shows; despite offering an incredibly efficient cardiovascular workout, they completely evaporated from public consciousness the moment society collectively realized that stopping quickly usually involved throwing your body directly into the nearest patch of grass, relegating them to the closets of millennials who refuse to admit their knees can no longer handle the extreme sport of blading to the local park
