Domestic pigs can experience an orgasm that lasts for up to thirty unbroken minutes, an evolutionary trait that feels completely unnecessary but is deeply fascinating to agricultural scientists.

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Domestic pigs can experience an orgasm that lasts for up to thirty unbroken minutes, an evolutionary trait that feels completely unnecessary but is deeply fascinating to agricultural scientists. While humans are out here struggling with terrible communication, immense emotional baggage, and deeply disappointing Tinder dates, an animal entirely famous for rolling around in its own feces is out there experiencing literal sexual nirvana. We turn these creatures into cheap breakfast meats and hotdogs, utterly ignorant of the fact that they are operating on an entirely different plane of transcendent pleasure. It is a brutal cosmic irony that the peak of biological ecstasy on planet Earth was randomly bestowed upon an animal destined to end up shrink-wrapped in the discount aisle of a suburban Walmart