In Samoa, forgetting your wife’s birthday can mean a fine

Husbands in Samoa are legally held to a standard of romantic competency that the rest of the world can only dream of. If a husband forgets his wife's birthday, she can literally take the issue to local law enforcement. It is an obscure but deeply hilarious statute meant to enforce domestic harmony, though it mostly just ensures that local florists do a booming business out of pure, unadulterated fear.