A closer look

Thomas Aquinas attempted to reconcile astrology with Christianity by claiming the stars could influence the body but not the soul, effectively creating a theological loophole for medieval horoscopes. He argued that since most people let their physical passions rule them, astrologers were usually right, which is incredibly condescending but undeniably hilarious. One of the greatest theologians in history essentially stated that astrology works mostly because human beings are too dumb and impulsive to exercise their own free will, giving medieval royals a free pass to consult wizards