Cap’n Crunch has a surprisingly grand real name
He commands a ship made of cardboard and answers to an incredibly pretentious name. The guy slicing the roof of your mouth with tiny yellow squares is canonically named Horatio Magellan Crunch. He was also involved in a massive scandal when naval experts pointed out his sleeve stripes technically only make him a commander, not a captain.

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