A closer look
When your highly customized virtual character inevitably perishes due to your own catastrophically poor reflexes, the human ego simply cannot accept the fault. You immediately hold the plastic peripheral up to the light, intensely aggressively mashing the triggers and declaring to the empty room that the buttons are obviously malfunctioning. It is incredibly vital for your fragile self-esteem to maintain the delusion that a slight internal stick drift is the sole reason you are losing to teenagers.
