A closer look
Human appendix is widely considered an evolutionary remnant with no real function other than randomly exploding and costing you thousands in medical bills, but recent studies suggest it actually serves as a safe house for good gut bacteria during times of dysentery or cholera. So basically, while you are violently emptying your bowels and questioning your life choices, this tiny ticking time bomb is hoarding probiotics like a doomsday prepper. Of course, this biological panic room still has a terrifying tendency to get clogged with rogue fecal matter and try to assassinate you from the inside out, making it the ultimate toxic friend in your abdominal cavity, completely eager to save you from severe diarrhea right up until the moment it spontaneously combusts and sends you to the emergency room
