A closer look
Passenger boats provide essential transit across urban waterways, proudly holding the title of the absolute slowest way to get to work in the modern era; taking the ferry forces you to pretend that you are embarking on a majestic maritime voyage, when in reality you are just drinking lukewarm coffee while shivering on a metal bench surrounded by aggressive seagulls, remaining the only public transportation method where your daily commute can be completely canceled because the wind blew slightly too hard or a localized fog bank decided to aggressively ruin your morning meeting
