A closer look
Holy communion was evidently slacking, so the papacy turned to hard narcotics for spiritual energy. Vin Mariani was a widely popular 19th-century tonic blending Bordeaux wine with pulverized coca leaves. Pope Leo XIII loved the euphoric buzz so much that he appeared on their advertising posters and bestowed a prestigious Vatican gold medal upon the creator. It’s significantly easier to lead the Catholic Church when you are relentlessly wired.






