A closer look
Unicycles are statistically one of the least practical modes of transportation in existence, yet a niche community of aggressive urban hipsters insists on using them to commute through modern city traffic. Riding one requires constant core engagement, zero storage capacity, and an innate desire to be stared at by confused pedestrians and angry bus drivers. Math essentially dictates that a complete lack of a second wheel mathematically doubles your chance of face-planting into wet asphalt whenever you hit a minor pothole. But hey, at least you can assert your moral superiority over two-wheeled peasants while looking like a clown who just escaped from a desperately underfunded circus!
