A closer look

If you thought death was an escape from middle management, Allan Kardec had terrible news for you. When he published The Book of Spirits in 1857, he didn't just offer proof of the afterlife; he codified it into an exhausting corporate ladder. According to his channeled texts, the spirit realm is a rigidly structured bureaucracy where souls have to continuously work, study, and level up through various classes of moral progression. Basically, you die, and then you're immediately handed a cosmic performance review.