A closer look
Disneyland covertly employs a private army of feral cats to roam the Anaheim park at night and mercilessly hunt down the local rodent population. These feline security guards are officially tolerated, spayed, neutered, and even provided with feeding stations by park management to ensure they remain healthy enough to slaughter any unauthorized mice that dare wander near Sleeping Beauty Castle. It is delightfully ironic that the most famous theme park on the planet, an empire built entirely on the back of an anthropomorphic mouse, actively sponsors a death squad of cats to eliminate his real-world cousins. Guests rarely see the elusive predators during daylight hours, as they hide out in the dense foliage and backstage areas waiting for the screaming children to go home. If you look closely near the tram stations at dusk, you might catch a glimpse of the real magical kingdom at work, proving that even the happiest place on Earth requires a steady, calculated campaign of nocturnal assassinations to keep up appearances
