A closer look
London is renowned for its rich royal history, iconic red telephone boxes, and weather that is perpetually stuck in a state of miserable gray drizzle. Tourists flock to this incredibly expensive capital to watch guards in massive furry hats stand completely still, which is arguably less entertaining than watching paint dry but costs significantly more in travel expenses. You will inevitably spend a fortune on a soggy plate of fish and chips, only to eat it while huddled under a cheap umbrella that the wind is actively trying to destroy. The true British experience is realizing that the empire was built by people who were just desperately trying to sail anywhere with a decent climate and actual sunlight
