A closer look

The least threatening monster in all of mythology is just your old rain gear throwing a tantrum. When a traditional paper umbrella reaches the century mark, it sprouts a single giant eyeball, a long wagging tongue, and one human leg wearing a sandal. It does not murder or destroy; it mostly just aggressively hops around the room trying to lick people's faces. It is undeniably the most absurdly specific entity to ever terrorize a domestic household.