A closer look
Mitochondria possess their own completely separate DNA from the rest of your cells and reproduce entirely on their own schedule, because billions of years ago a larger cell swallowed a smaller bacteria and they just decided to become permanent roommates in an evolutionary hostage situation. This means the so-called powerhouse of the cell is technically an ancient microscopic squatter that pays rent in the form of adenosine triphosphate energy molecules, allowing you to move, breathe, and endlessly scroll through social media. You are essentially operating a giant fleshy mech suit powered by billions of captive alien organisms that only get passed down through the maternal bloodline, which really adds a fun layer of existential dread to your morning jog when you realize your fitness routine is just appeasing a sprawling colony of intracellular parasites
