A closer look

Why bother making diverse offspring when you can just violently hit copy and paste? The nine-banded armadillo absolutely refuses to participate in normal mammalian birth. After a heavily delayed implantation, a single fertilized egg aggressively splits into four distinct parts, reliably producing four totally identical clones every single pregnancy. Biologists are deeply fascinated, but mostly it just means armadillos always travel with their own doppelgangers.