A closer look

Masseter muscles, which control your jaw, are technically the strongest muscles in the human body based on their weight. These compact facial muscles can exert a bite force of up to 200 pounds on your molars, making them incredibly efficient at crushing tough foods. Nature engineered this phenomenal crushing power for our hunter-gatherer ancestors to chew raw meat and tough roots, but modern society mainly uses it to angrily grind our teeth during stressful Zoom meetings and aggressively chomp through stale potato chips. It is wildly depressing that your body houses the raw mechanical power of a small hydraulic press, and you exclusively deploy it to destroy soft, processed snacks while silently raging about your mortgage rates. Peak biological engineering reduced to a stress-induced nutcracker