A closer look
It is perhaps the most mass-produced, utterly unread piece of literature in human history. Stuffed unceremoniously into a leatherette binder, this massive tome outlines every single intricate engineering specification, dashboard warning, and hidden feature your incredibly expensive machine possesses. Yet, when an obscure orange light violently flashes on the dashboard, the average driver will completely ignore the provided manual and instead panic-search a web forum on their phone. The book remains in the dashboard, remaining absolutely pristine forever.
