A closer look

Canada holds more than half of all the natural lakes in the world, with roughly two million bodies of water scattered across its vast, freezing, and wildly unpopulated wilderness. Most of these lakes are so ridiculously remote that nobody has ever bothered to name them, which is incredibly greedy for one nation to hoard that much fresh water while pretending to be the politest country on the geopolitical stage. It is basically an endless playground for aggressive geese, bored moose, and people who genuinely believe that carrying a canoe through a mosquito-infested swamp for three days constitutes a fun and relaxing summer vacation away from the soul-crushing reality of their corporate desk jobs