A closer look
Yellowstone National Park visitors continuously test the absolute limits of Darwinian evolution by eagerly leaving the designated wooden boardwalks to try and pet massive, highly aggressive wild bison that weigh over two thousand pounds. Park rangers release desperate warnings every single year pleading with tourists not to approach the boiling, highly acidic thermal pools or the incredibly territorial wildlife, yet there is always one guy in cargo shorts who thinks he is the supreme beastmaster. Nothing highlights the tragic disconnect between modern society and raw nature quite like watching a suburban accountant get forcefully launched into the stratosphere by an angry buffalo because he really wanted a close-up video for his family group chat
